My political doggerels - facts with VENOM!

George Steinbrenner lost his marbles!

Joe, we knew ye well. Your stats were great - your backup was late - left the country irate - Yankees lost, Dodgers won…

Another Joe took it on the chin when his fellow Democrats done him in. First thing they tried to vote him out, then they lost, he won. If he had been voted out, it would have been the country’s loss. Now he tries to point their way, but it seems they have gone too far away, and all they want to do is run away and express their hate for Bush in every way.

Chuck, I won’t haggle with you, but sure am glad to see you go. You are a bigger embarrassment to the Republican party than is Larry Craig. I don’t know what you are about, but it sure is not what’s best for the country throughout. You’ll do more for us folks if you’ll just go away - where, I don’t care.

Pockets Berger, you are without a doubt the most loyal of people, who the Clintons turn to for their dirty jobs. But watch out if they make you take the polygraph. The truth can’t come out, so if they do give you the poly, prepare for an early date with the coroner. A suicide you’ll be declared to be, just like Foster and Will-ie. But if the polygraph you don’t have to do, you will be Hillary’s tool. Just don’t slip up, or we will see headlines even on MSNBC. He’s gone, you see… but WHY they won’t be able to say. They will just say he’s gone away, but not to play.

Bill, your dream won't come true!

We know who really wants to be Hillary’s VP. Richardson, the name comes to mind. The last debate, it was plain to see - Oh Hillary, make me your VP. The others looked at him askance. They had got her goat at last, and Richardson now was plain to see was acting like he was to be her VP. “I’ll protect you Hill”, he said “cause I am concerned about the bread I have in the oven that isn’t rising.” Hill, how can you think you can satisfy the country’s needs when you can’t even satisfy your man? But then again, who can? If they don’t fight back, it’s no fun for him. You are not a fighter, apparently, not even now. You send him out to fight for you. If you can’t fight your own battles, how can you assume you are able to handle the country’s problems alone?

Waxman, Leahy, Conyers - your investigations go on and on, but nothing, I mean NOTHING, NOTHING gets done. I know that you are having fun, but come on - the country MUST still run.

Nancy, a woman of power you be, but you sure as hell are NOT what we NEED. Oh me, there must be laws and policy that could be made, but like all Democrats, you only have rage against that evil person you pray for named George. Your two compadre, one a bully, and one real slick, Steney and Jack - they make me sick.

Harry, I guess you know would be best for the country if you should go. Get back in real estate and grOW and GROW. You have lots of shady friends you know. You’ve already passed your great wisdom on by fortelling that the Iraq war could not be won. What is left that you have to do? You’ve done nothing when you’ve been there. Why should you lose any more hair?

Teddy, I knew you had some powerful people that hung on your every word, named Hatch and McCain. But why not leave and practice your swimming? Victims of drowning such as Mary Jo Kopechne… doesn’t that incident make us sad? But you can take consolation in the fact that the Clintons are still ahead in making people dead.

Bill, why Democrats love you so is hard for me to know. How could you have fooled them so? I can see why they worshipped Kennedy so - at least he wasn’t afraid you know. You did nothing through the years. You failed to fight back against terror in any way. Also, Pockets saved your ass. Let’s hope he writes a book before he dies laying out the story of all his and your lies.

Nancy and Harry, the year has come and gone. Many investigations you have thrown. But day to day, in every way, the nation’s business has gone astray. I know that you must have meant well, but all your efforts have gone to —-!

Democrats majority has all the sway, but for all they do they might just as well go away. Pass the budget resolutions as required. Keep all the “Gotcha Bush” and political considerations aside, ’cause that is not what your job is about. You promise much - have given little. Get off your duff and give much more.

May God continue to bless the USA and save us from Hillary!


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