Conversations I envision…

Jack Murtha says “George, you let those troops go home for awhile - it’s cold here in Valley Forge. Then you can use them only if you replace their squirrel rifles and give them shoes. Next thing you know, you will be asking for boats to go across the Delaware on some fools errand. But you know I am good at taking bribes, how about 40 acres and a mule at Mt. Vernon?”

Pockets Berger says “Boy am I glad that I am a Democrat. The way this administration’s Justice Department throws it to the Republicans, imagine being a border agent or an administrative aid to a Vice President. Boy howdy!”

Harry Reid putting out a song “This land is my land to buy and sell all I can. No one has the right to question me. I am the old Harry, that’s who I am! And as far as the laws, I don’t give a squat.”

I can see the entire House reciting “What makes Bush think he’s the Commander in Chief? We have all decided, you see, to become the Commander in Chief in mass. We have the media to go along, now we can blather all day long. There will be no one to call us wrong. The Military will be glad to know now we can tell them of a new game we have invented. It’s called Stop and Go. They have no smarts, you see, they don’t know how to keep us free.”

Now picture this… Mike Difong, Prosecutor Fitzgerald, Prosecutor Sutton, Attorney General Gonzales - all doing a sing-along “Justice and liberty, I do declare, is only for some, and we will decide who’s right and who’s wrong all day long. Pockets can fish, Harry can buy and sell, border agents can go to old Harry’s place.”

This Democratic Congress pledges to be the most honest and ethical ever. Not like the culture of corruption with the Republicans:

• Congressman William Jefferson “I will keep my cash cold and my eyes on them”
• Congresswoman Ms. Tubbs “Pledge my travel money on it, all $130,000, that I will keep these Republicans clean!”
• Congressman Allan Mollahan - pledges to watch his fortune grow by more millions, but will keep his eye on those BAD Republicans
• Barney Frank - pledges to have a chain of boarding houses of desire, but will keep an eye on those morally low Republicans
• Jack Murtha - it wasn’t bribery, just an unindicted co-conspirator in a bribery case, pledges to keep Republicans honest
• Alcee Hastings - will take no more bribery so he won’t have to be impeached again, but will keep an eye on those Republicans

As you can see from this list of proud, honest creatures of integrity, there can be no more culture corruption by Republicans - they’ll have it all.

In 1996, the Federal Election Commission imposed $719,000 in fines against the Democratic National Committee in illegal political contributions, but decided to drop cases of more than $3 million, where the respondents had fled the country or were now a defunct corporation. Boy, the Democrats could count on their Attorney General.

A couple more of good ol’ boy Democrats to keep an eye on the Republicans…

• Thomas Joseph Dodd - censured by the Senate for financial impropriety; diverted $116,000 in campaign funds for his own use. I believe he is now running for President.
• Edward Kennedy - pleads guilty to leaving scene of accident and the death of Mary Jo Kopechne

As you can see, we have a whole bunch of lily white Democrats to see that there is no culture of corruption by Republicans. They will also see to the running of the Military, because those Military dolts and their Commander in Chief just don’t have the smarts to GET ‘R’ DONE. I can just see it now… a law passed by Congress, making Nancy Pelosi the Commander in Chief and Jack Murtha the Secretary of Defense.

I would say that every Patriot that ever died to form this country or to defend this country, and the freedoms of people even like Jack Murtha, must be spinning in their graves. Last point of hypocrisy… heard a speech by Bush about how the drug pushers in Afghanistan must be stopped and put in jail! Then what will happen to their border agents?

I will now make a very unpopular statement of my own:

I do not believe illegal entry into the United States should allow anyone doing so to have civil rights. And if they get shot or hurt because of this illegal entry, they have NO recourse from the wounded party, which is the United States of America. Heard once “Say what you mean, and mean what you say” - sounds good to me!